Boys and the girls

I have always been more worried about Scott and girls maybe because he is ALWAYS on the phone with them. Well things have changed.... I know of 2 girls who are actively pursuing Tim UGH!!!! I really thought I had more time with Tim because he is so involved with bugs and snakes and all that yucky stuff. These girls are not being shy about it either. One girl came to the door and asked if Tim could go to the movies with her. They are now hanging around the house, I never know who it is for Scott or Tim. Sometimes Brandon and Jake but they are just too little I refuse to believe that these little girls "love" them. I don't think I can handle teenage years again. Just going to sit on the porch in my rocking chair with the shotgun and start stroking saying my pretty oh my pretty and hope that scares them away. I keep on telling the boys that girls are evil you don't want anything to do with them. I need a manual on how to survive teenage yrs for boys. They hate it because I know a lot of people and I always ask who their parents are and when I find out I'm like no way!!! I have a friend whose daughter is the same age as Tim and she already has them married.